May 2013
69 posts
1 tag
friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
kjerktan:
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY...
fishingboatproceeds:
baptised-in-vodka:
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
torsos:
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
how to boys
boobbryar:
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
this-is-clarity:
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
madturbating:
studies show i want to kill you
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
wurnbo:
*reblogs ur text post* *whispers* notice me
4 tags
Casually removing myself from Tumblr until I catch up on Supernatural. Sounds like a plan.
audreyii-fic:
writersprocrastinate:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
3 tags
3 tags
leighway:
sorry:
Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
#ok bones
fromonesurvivortoanother:
commanderinqueef:
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
hi-john-im-alive:
One way
Or another
I’m gonna meetcha
I’m gonna
thisusedtobeabookblog:
walk into the club like what up this is the king
lovelydestiel:
Things that say a lot about people:
the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
how they feel about the weather
whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
fingernails
and hands in general
their preferred creative outlet
how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
whether or not they drink coffee
if they ever forget to eat
how honest they are with themselves...
