friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
kjerktan: dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY...
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay.
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
how to boys
boobbryar: foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
this-is-clarity: So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf. Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” Legolas is Moon Moon
madturbating: studies show i want to kill you
onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
wurnbo: *reblogs ur text post* *whispers* notice me
Casually removing myself from Tumblr until I catch up on Supernatural. Sounds like a plan.
audreyii-fic: writersprocrastinate: Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
leighway: sorry: Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time. #ok bones
fromonesurvivortoanother: commanderinqueef: imagine if butterflies breathed fire but only a little bit of fire “hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?” *puff puff* “thanks little buddy”
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: hi-john-im-alive: One way Or another I’m gonna meetcha I’m gonna
thisusedtobeabookblog: walk into the club like what up this is the king
lovelydestiel: Things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books fingernails and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves...