ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
posted on September 28, 2014 from elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey (originally ammit420) with 465,375 notes


kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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(Source: kappataincrunch)

posted on September 28, 2014 from fallenmuttxiii (originally kappataincrunch) with 164,983 notes


ishipitlikeups:

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

An inspiration to us all.

posted on September 28, 2014 from ishipitlikeups (originally megachikorita) with 31,356 notes


hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

(Source: memewhore)

posted on September 28, 2014 from fallenmuttxiii (originally memewhore) with 318,024 notes
#my life


did-you-kno:

Many of the families who were “helped” by ABC’s Extreme Makeover: Home Edition have gone into foreclosure on their new mega-sized homes due to excessive taxes, fees, and utility bills. Source

posted on September 28, 2014 from ilikedaisiesinthespringtime (originally did-you-kno) with 10,683 notes


attackonmybankaccount:

Of course I’d become obsessed with the ship that has like 0 fan art and -2 fanfiction.

posted on September 28, 2014 from ishipitlikeups (originally attackonmybankaccount) with 4,738 notes


First night in my new place. So excited to be here and have the opportunity for new growth.

posted on September 28, 2014 with 0 notes


seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

posted on September 28, 2014 from avocadoroyalty (originally spoookyscary) with 359,204 notes


sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

posted on September 24, 2014 from straightwhiteboystexting (originally sleepingwiththesea) with 130,754 notes


onlylolgifs:

Unlocking every iPhone at once

posted on September 23, 2014 from onlylolgifs (originally onlylolgifs) with 81,307 notes