necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

posted on July 19, 2014 from timelordtaylor (originally necrophilofthefuture) with 121,951 notes


jermtube:

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “meow.” 

(Source: arvidabystrom)

posted on July 19, 2014 from s-spaceman (originally arvidabystrom) with 117,780 notes


(Source: sizvideos)

posted on July 19, 2014 from luxra-y (originally sizvideos) with 255,853 notes


enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

posted on July 19, 2014 from timelordtaylor (originally enlargers) with 267,428 notes


Anonymous asked
OK WTF DID I MISS I AM ON THE EP MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ELLEN AND JO ARE BACK, THE IMPALA IS GONE, AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITANIC IS WTF IS GOING ONTHIS HAD BETTER BE EXPLAINED OR DID I MISS A SEASON OR SOMETHING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

caskisses:

i’m laughing so hard

just keep watching omf

posted on July 19, 2014 from timelordtaylor (originally caskisses) with 15 notes


tomorrowsofyesterday:

So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
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which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

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"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

posted on July 19, 2014 from timelordtaylor (originally tomorrowsofyesterday) with 94,510 notes


zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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(Source: timmyturntner)

posted on July 19, 2014 from timelordtaylor (originally timmyturntner) with 487,051 notes


roane72:

Reacting to the news about Captain America. <3

posted on July 19, 2014 from timelordtaylor (originally roane72) with 27,441 notes


WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

be-boheme:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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It’s like it was written by Lemony Snicket!

posted on July 19, 2014 from timelordtaylor (originally imyourdestinymotherfucker) with 73,147 notes


Anonymous asked
Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this

posted on July 19, 2014 from timelordtaylor (originally dokibots) with 60,910 notes