Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “meow.”
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
|OK WTF DID I MISS I AM ON THE EP MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ELLEN AND JO ARE BACK, THE IMPALA IS GONE, AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITANIC IS WTF IS GOING ONTHIS HAD BETTER BE EXPLAINED OR DID I MISS A SEASON OR SOMETHING WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK|
i’m laughing so hard
just keep watching omf
So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)
But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted
"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."
HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
Reacting to the news about Captain America. <3
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
It’s like it was written by Lemony Snicket!
|Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3|
what the fuck is this